Computer Humor

No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do:
They replicate quickly. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as
they do so. Okay, Windows does that.
Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk. Okay, Windows
does that, too.
Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable
programs […]

“640K ought to be more than enough” -Bill Gates
Q: How many Microsoft engineers are needed to screw a light bulb??
A: None! They just change the standard to darkness.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made
no provision for light […]