Questions and answers
“640K ought to be more than enough” -Bill Gates
Q: How many Microsoft engineers are needed to screw a light bulb??
A: None! They just change the standard to darkness.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made
no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask “What is the registration number of the
light bulb?”, one to ask “Have you tried rebooting it?”, another
to ask “Have you tried reinstalling it?” and the last one to
say “It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our
office works fine…”
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