Computer Humor

Did you hear about the Microsoft Windows programmer who died?
He found himself in front of a committee that decides whether you
go to Heaven or Hell.
The committee told the programmer he had some say in the matter and
asked him if he wanted to see Heaven and Hell before stating his
preference.
“Sure,” he said, so an angel took […]

* You wouldn’t be able to eat popcorn, drink a coke and watch the movie
at the same time.
* If the popper was popping corn, and they were selling a candy bar, the
movie would pause.
* They would announce that the next versions of the movie would enable
colour blind people to watch in colour, and the deaf […]